scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

Maximized pain, minimized chance of knocking the offender out.

(via sleepydumpling)

feathersofiron:

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

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There should be a “Captain” in there somewhere.

(via lotrlockedwhovian)

hipsterinatardis:

comtessedebussy:

andythanfiction:

kateordie:

This scene was perfect

That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.

I love this scene so much. 

I want to believe he’s bisexual, but I initially saw this scene and just thought that, yeah, he’s a spy, he’d probably have to have relations with men at some point and was prepared to do so because he’s a professional.

…Why not both?

(Source: robertdeniro)

scumbagvegan:

i’m not about feminism that doesn’t care about native girls

(via mischiefmetalandmagic)

decertatio:

maeglinhiei:

greg-pak:

evilmarguerite:

dontbearuiner:

turtlesnjunk:

nerdiosity:

happicuppa:

mysstique2cus:

dynastylnoire:

miss-ghouls:

Good lawd :O

t shirt game unfuckwitable

I feel like me and this gentleman need to have a t-shirt party.

good lord.

He’s like a lumberjack selfie king.

sweet jesus 

Lumberjack isn’t my usual flavor, but variety is the spice of life and all that…

I have never been attracted to menfolk of this type, but I…have a new crush.

This guy should cosplay Hercules.

tagging sister dearest because we both need to look upon this glory. decertatio

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO MY INTERESTS.

WHO is this guy?

(via cinwicked)

autistiel:

autistic Will Graham tho

autistic Will Graham using his fishing lures as a stim toy

autistic Will Graham training one of his dogs to be a service animal for help around the house

autistic Will Graham discreetly flapping his hands or tapping his fingers while teaching a…

I thought autistic Will was at least semi-canon?

Tags: hannibal

miraclesabound said: ✉

zellerheller:

Send me a ‘✉’ for a drunk text from my character.

[text] u wanan come ovre and sit om my lap

[text] we cna tlak abuot the first tihng taht pops up

Brian Zeller, everybody. Truly the epitome of class and grace.

Tags: hannibal

sixwordmemoirs:

“Jesus returns aboard an interstellar cruiser.” -Rick Springfield

"Come to the stars with me."

sixwordmemoirs:

“Jesus returns aboard an interstellar cruiser.” -Rick Springfield

"Come to the stars with me."

willgrahamjournals:

Back when Will was still in BSHCI, I was able to hack the phone line for you all to give him a ring. For support. For words of kindness.

Will is still in the hospital and has not been lucid at all. Surgery took countless hours and, from what I hear, the doctors are…

…I’ll be calling.

miraclesabound:

allisbornagain:

aliensnipe:

thespokesman:

elixs:

missmomomiya:

gingerminion:

lion-blanc:

so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday

(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)

IM RICE PUDDONG…

It’s a cheese and bread dish, sometimes served with strawberries.