mylesbiansensesarestilltingling:
snooty monkey
snooty gorilla
sounds about right
peppy wolf.
OMG YOU’RE A MARCH BABY TOO
YOU’RE A MARCH FETUS
YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FOUR DAYS BEFORE MINE
The arbitrary distinctions in gender are giving me physical pain
I’m a lazypeppy hippo apparently
lazysnooty rabbit, apparently
I AM A PEPPY OCTOPUS!

(Source: pudgette)